I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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