That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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