Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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