She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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