Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You're earring is so big in my mouth
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
