Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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