sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
My vagina is officially offended.
I just forgot I was standing up.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
