My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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