So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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