he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Randomize
