Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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