I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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