come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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