he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Please don't give away my fajitas
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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