Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
birth control should be required to get into college
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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