dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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