did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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