I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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