I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
farters have to be the big spoon...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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