listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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