sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
so let's talk penis.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
