I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Randomize
