i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
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That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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