Well douche your snatch and let's go!
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
