So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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