One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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