so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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