took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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