I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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