Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
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