i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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