i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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