Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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