just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
BRING THE BAGELS
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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