No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
we should paint friendship bongs
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