I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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