Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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