I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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