Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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