Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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