i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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