so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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