i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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