Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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