I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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