If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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