i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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