Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
You smell like stripper and shame
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She's not a foreskin expert like you
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
