Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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