It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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