he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
What drink are we having for lunch?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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