return my video game
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
