More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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