Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
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I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
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He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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