Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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