: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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